Short List of Questions I Have Right Now
1. How is it already 9:30?
2. Why is there SO MUCH HAIR on my floor?
3. When will I become responsible?
Short List of Things I Will Do Only When Incredibly Bored
1. Pluck my eyebrows
2. Clean out my desk drawers
3. Desultorily shop for makeup online
Short List of Phrases of Which I Am Fond
1. Lord love a duck
2. Oh my giddy aunt
3. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
Short List of Things That Are Annoying About Life
1. The things you want most require the most from you
Short List of Things I Like About Riding the Bus
1. I can read or write
2. It’s way cheaper than owning a car
3. I never have to worry about parking
Short List of Places I Want To Visit, Based Solely on Their Names
Short List of Words That Sound Better In A British Accent, Part Deux
1. Twitter
2. Advertisment
Short List of Conversations I Have Overheard Recently on the Bus
1. How to Cook Meth: An In-Depth Tutorial
2. Blowjobs I Have Known
3. Eternal Damnation, with a few notes on the Expected Warmth of Hellfire
Short List of Inappropriate Work Behaviors (According To Me, But Apparently Not To Everyone I Work With)
1. Coming to work high
2. Getting high in the bathroom at work
3. Coming to work drunk
Short List of Sexually Appealing Villains
1. Loki
2. Moriarty
3. Hans Gruber
Short List of Things I Have An Unreasonable Fondness For Doing
1. Taking a shower with the bathroom lights off and the sunlight streaming through the window
2. Slinding around my kitchen floor in socks
Short List of Cities I Would Give Anything To Live In
1. Oxford, England
Short List of Buildings I Wish It Were Acceptable To Live In
1. Art museums
2. Old cathedrals
3. Libraries
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I do my research.
Short List of Buildings I Wish It Were Acceptable To Live In
1. Art museums
2. Old cathedrals
3. Libraries
Short List of Things I Hate About Youtube
1. The comments
